The invisible sign at your airport

There is a big sign outside every airport which says:

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“Warning: You have just left the regular world were score is not kept and it is always some one else’s or societies fault. Score is kept here by the impartial judging panel of Gravity, Physics and Chemistry. Regardless of your good intention or state law, death penalty is in effect here, still considered cruel, but is not that unusual. Perfect protection and achievement is afforded by learning and exercising the Rules. You are on the property, the contest has already started, Get your “A” game on right now.”

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When a guy is brand new to aviation, the sign is invisible. It is kept invisible by idiots who say things like “it’s more dangerous to drive a car to the airport than fly a plane when you get there (That probably isn’t true anywhere except Mogadishu). One day a person he has met gets killed in a light plane, and the next time he drives to the airport he suddenly notices that the sign has been there all along, he was just told not to look at it. After as many seasons of flying as I have seen in homebuilding, the sign is 10’x20′ and it is done in bright neon.

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The sole example I can think of, where the sign is reversed at the front gate.

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I am here to counter the “It will be alright” club. I am here to point out the sign to every new guy and have him understand that the rules that extract a terrible price from fools, also ironically offer complete protection to people who understand them and abide. The world will never run out of people determined to prove Physics wrong. No one in the history of the planet has done it yet, but there is a guy who just blew past the sign at the entrance to his airport, blabbering on his cell phone, who is going to try this afternoon. You can’t help him, just make sure you don’t get in the plane with him, even if he has proof he is a 30,000 hr Delta pilot. In his previous flying he had people read the sign for him, but it doesn’t work that way with light planes.

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You may not see that sign, but it is there.  Every homebuilder working in their shop, has plenty of time to learn them, and adjust his “outside the airport” behavior before their plane is done. Sadly, not all will take the opportunity to get a good look at the sign. Just make sure you don’t become the reason why the sign is suddenly visible to one of your friends.

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About William Wynne
I have been continuously building, testing and flying Corvair engines since 1989. Information, parts and components that we developed and tested are now flying on several hundred Corvair powered aircraft. I earned a Bachelor of Science in Professional Aeronautics and an A&P license from Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, and have a proven 20 year track record of effectively teaching homebuilders how to create and fly their own Corvair powered planes. Much of this is chronicled at www.FlyCorvair.com and in more than 50 magazine articles.

6 Responses to The invisible sign at your airport

  1. Dan Branstrom says:

    I believe the correct statement is that it is more dangerous to drive to the airport than to fly on an airline. Unfortunately, general aviation has a much worse safety record.

  2. Earnie Fontenot says:

    William,
    I wrote this a while back and emailed it to you.
    I am sure you kept it to yourself because of your policy to not distribute emails publicly.

    Here it is for what it’s worth…..

    The gods of Physics, Chemistry and Gravity

    The gods of Physics, Chemistry and Gravity
    Are oft accused of malevolent depravity.
    But they warn us to use care
    When we ply our craft through the air.

    With unashamed, unfeeling certainty
    Their absolutes are irreversibly
    “Set in Stone”, so we should beware
    Not to violate what they proclaim is fair.

    Therefore, Next time we take wing on high
    Take thought of what compels our bird to fly
    Lest the gods of Physics, Chemistry and Gravity
    Teach you their lessons savagely.

    Earnest Fontenot
    2014

    • Earnie,

      Your poem is a lot better than my story, I think it is great. A.E Houseman’s “Terrence this is stupid stuff” used to be my favorite poem, now your creation is. -ww.

      • Earnie Fontenot says:

        William,
        You are too kind.
        Thank you for the encouragement that I receive through this website on a regular basis.
        Earnie

  3. Alan Laudani, Vision 401, CC23 says:

    William,
    May we copy your quote? I would like to forward it to my CFI.
    Thanks,
    Alan

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