Friends from out of state have asked how Floridians prepare for hurricanes…..
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Please note, “liking” this story requires a permit in NY, NJ, CT and IL. California residents that accidently thought this was funny and laughed may avoid prosecution by fleeing to the sanctuary state of Arizona. Two stroke engines and thirty round magazines could have been shown to cause cancer in cock roaches in California, but a court injunction from PETECR (people for the ethical treatment of cock roaches) halted the tests before the data to support the conclusion could be manufactured.
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The comment above is a humor tolerance test. It is obviously a joke because everyone knows I don’t drink Bud light.
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I think California is a beautiful place filled with many great people. I am just yet to understand why they must live under a legislative system that is only tolerant when compared to Yemen or the Taliban. Again, I am joking, but people should feel free to take it the wrong way and be offended, as being offended is a becoming more common than laughing.
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Seriously, NOAA weather is reporting a significant rise in wind speeds in the projections, and they are now predicting 20-25′ waves on North Florida beaches. If you are inclined to pray for people you have not met, now might be a good time, as the next days will bring tragedy to many people here, as it has in the Caribbean already. Let us hope that no matter what they loose, these people don’t loose the ability to laugh at stupid humor.
